Tuesday, November 16, 2010


i have to hand it to oprah. yes, it is true that i idolize her in an unhealthy way anyway, but homegirl is pulling out all the stops for season 25.

streisand today?! i hope to god she paints another one of oprah's mics white and/or makes her change her set to accommodate her best side.

i feel like barbra streisand almost has to set the bar for being the supreme diva. i mean, if fuckin jlo can get away with shit like this, why shouldn't babs? i expect her to get whatever she wants. #likejesus

with the beginning of the season comprehensively covering all of my favorite things (sound of music, babs, marie osmond, etc.) i cannot wait to see what else she has in store...

everybody gets a townshipppppppppppppppppppp

you know it's coming. i feel it.

aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddddd we're back.

today is november 16th.

it is crazy to me how quickly time flies.

when i think about all the things i have done (read: men i have spent time fawning over and crazy diets i have endured) since my last blog post, i smile for what has happened and frown because i remember less than half of it.

ergo, daily blogging needs to become my new thing. i'm the new doug funny.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

thoughts on mj

such a beautiful tribute.

he truly is the king - who else could pull together that kind of rememberance? people watching from all over the world...

where was oprah?
where was macaulay culkin?
where was diana ross?
where was liz taylor?
where was bubbles?

no matter what personal issues you have with people, there are 2 events you absolutely can't miss - weddings and funerals. they only happen once. can't have a do-over.

i wish the best for his family. i loved hearing from his daughter. so touching.